Thursday, November 8, 2007

Twas the best of games, twas the worst of games

Game summary from the Beat Grunt:

As the 10th straight shot to start the night clanked off the rim, as the early deficit grew and the frustration mounted and fans got more restless, the dark cloud over the Raptors grew more foreboding.

As the beginning of a newspaper article, as the premiere basketball journalist in this fair nation, the depths of hyperbolic, descriptive language protrudes from the valley of the writer's loins, reaching the triumphant summit of overblown scene-setting with the courageous moxie of ten mighty warriors.

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