Monday, December 31, 2007

This is what I did in grade 5

I'm not going to bother with a true FDS treatment of this article as it truly is a steaming pile of shit. However, I will point out the first gem that popped out at me in this "what if?" BS summary of 2008.

Jan. 1: In one of the most exciting finishes in bowl history, undefeated Boise State upsets Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl when tailback Ian Johnson catches a 48-yard Hail Mary pass from Doug Flutie, runs the wrong way through the Stanford band and eventually dives into the end zone, where he celebrates by proposing to Britney Spears.

You just proposed a hypothetical where Doug Flutie is still playing college football and you expected that to be funny? My god.

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