Sunday, July 5, 2009

Doug Smith: Appraises like he journalizes

I would think a two-year deal at somewhere around $9 or $10 million – the same salary he made last year – with perhaps a third year option would be logical jumping off point.


Elsewhere in Doug Smith's fantasy world, Big Macs are priced at a svelte $900 per. Offering any less for a special sauce-slathered beef explosion would be an insult to one of the all-time classiest manwiches, a real burger's burger...

Greased-up metaphors aside, do you realize that if Doug Smith ran the Raptors, they'd be over the luxury tax and have four players on the roster? And one of those players would be Jorge Garbejosa's corpse?

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